Aramos Mirana Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 The most dangerous ninjas are the bears that reside in the Dark Forests. They dice up genin with their senbon-lined paws and feast on them with their mouths full of kunai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magatama Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 I want to kill myself. The ninja was so leafy that he could only spam kill under Takumi hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leevi Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 6 hours ago, Niro said: Not even half of these are metaphors. Lemme give you an example; "It's raining men". It's not litterally raining with men, but is usually said when lots of men are around, or a lady has lots of men around her etc. Or like "She was fishing for some compliments". She's not litterally fishing for compliments, but we all know what she's looking/hinting at. Only thing those entries are gonna be fishing, is a few likes. Ain't gonna catch a win. Oh damn, I didn’t realize people were actually trying to win. I thought we were all making jokes to be completely honest. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 Nin patches are like fighting fever by rolling in the snow during the winter, it only makes it worse... and come as often as a 80 yo man with an erectile dysfunction (Deathmall). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesu Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 The ninja was so Brazilian that he could join the Sand ANBU. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gildarts Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 Ever since a few Akatsuki got banned and Shinobi Striker came out Takumi has been like a black hole.. Empty but somehow sucking everyone in from Leaf and Sand. Ninja Tool NPC Benki is melting from the lava hot RYO that he gets. The ryo doesn't even have time to cool off from the factory its made in before it's given to him for tools. Neo Akatsuki Cloaks have flying Nimbus as there logo.(I know its not a metaphor but its a fun fact :D) Nin Online is like Digimon...Take forever digitize and when it does only1 thing changes....It's name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broly OLD Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 Content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hantegu Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 The ninja ( cough Rory) was soo smart he could make lag disappear with a blinding genjutsu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mufasa Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 The Ninja Lost Hope So He Broke his feathers and became missing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maraki Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Gentle fist air palms is pretty much bleach stuck in your eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuh Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Zuh is so Zuh that he could Zuh. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doll Miraju Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 For our war: Where leaves gently float, sand scatters - And where sand slumbers, leaves burn. It takes a hand full of seeds to fight the desert, a forest wouldn't stand a chance. For the update we all want: Only a stroll through time can tell if the upcoming ocean will be a pleasant tsunami or a disastrous creek. And a bonus: Ninonline is the apple of our eye. Sometimes a sea of sorrows, mostly a blanket of clouds. For those that know the ropes, the early birds, to the rookies that lose their mind and soul. Those with cold feet to the night owls. They pass the point of no return, diving into the nin realm. All looking for the smell of succes as they gather heaps of courage to fight through walls of uncertainty until they swim in knowledge. Living a dream until the bitter end. How many metaphors are in that? hahaha!! Sorry I had to. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raku Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 The roar of the battlefield echos across takumi. My toes surrounded by flowers, Have become a blanket of ghosts. I shake the dust from my feet. A sea of sadness, or perhaps a shade of hope. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itachi Uchiha Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 Nin is like a McDonalds milkshake machine. Eveybody wants it and wants their product to be perfect, but it frequently breaks and makes people angry at the employees who have to give refunds. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Mouse Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 Peace was steeping so strongly throughout Leaf, one would think Tora finally became an accompaniment to the ninja bears' chakai (tea gathering). - Teakage Mika 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itachi Uchiha Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 I'll be your first like ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sab Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 Err what to say? Oh i know err give me a moment. Ok i think i got, Lord Kashimono is so normal he could ,,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kento Yama Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 The ninja was so powerful he could kill thousands of larvae and still not get a coupon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feinz Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 Rory fixed chidori. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makoto Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 This mastery sucks. That mastery sucks. This mastery is OP. Any mastery could be a noodle in the wrong hands, and a sword in the right ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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